F-A-Natic Fridays – The Ultimate Fans!

I thought I pay tribute to the most ‘Ultimate Fans’ who without a doubt show team spirit and dedicated to follow their teams; no location or time of year has ever discouraged this group of fans. So who has the greatest fans in the world? Redsox Nation, Cubs, The Ohio State, USC, The ‘U’, Florida Gators, Raider Nation, or could it be the legendary NY Yankees???

I say none of the above! The greatest fans in the world are, Wait for it…… GROUPIES!!!!!!

This post is speaking to GROUPIE NATION; and they know who they are. Over the years Groupie Nation has consistently traveled to all the major sporting events; Super Bowl, Pro Bowl, NBA All-Star and even MLB All-Star (depending on which city).

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They manage to finance trips all over the United States even with the country in a recession. Even though they can barely pay their rent or pay credit card bills, they find a way to get the airfare. Nothing seems to stop GROUPIE NATION from traveling. These resourceful fans will do whatever it takes to support their favorite players I mean TEAMS; ummmm who I am kidding PLAYERS!!!

I am not hating on these ladies, who am I to tell anyone how they should spend their time and money. As a matter of fact I applaud these ladies, they know what they want and they do whatever it takes to get it. They have the concentration of Ray Lewis playing middle linebacker, and the will to win and do whatever it takes to get their man. Their will to win can only be matched by the likes of Kobe Byrant.

These birds of prey are like no other; their curves can mesmerize the most dedicated bouncer/security guard. With one wink they can work their way to any ballers table. Before you know it they have already have their first Grey Goose & Cranberry in hand.

And like that these ‘Ultimate Fans’ aka Groupie Nation have accomplished their mission; Making Contact with the possibility of landing a baller!

As I mentioned earlier this is merely a tribute to the hardest working fans in the business, without Groupie Nation who would we talk about when recapping the previous night events. If not for Groupie Nation these weekends would not be the same; there would be no stories of the chick that was seen at 3 different ballers tables in 3 nights. Or the chick that hit off the baller and his entire crew!

I know that last remark was kind of crude but I am sure we have all heard that story at least once.

So in conclusion here is to GROUPIE NATION, you provide a service like no other. With enough support I think we can startup a Groupie Nation Hall Of Fame!!!

With that said, always remember……

If there is something to be said, “It’s On Broadway” to step up and say it!!!

Takeover Thursdays – John Mayer

“Hood Pass” or let’s keep it real “N***er Pass”; you know maybe John Mayer can blame his “n***er” slip on Dave Chappelle. As it was Dave who had John Mayer on one his segments “Can White People Dance?”. It’s possible that John felt he earned his “N***er Pass” watching the taping of the “The Niggar Family” episode.

I guess he missed the episode “When Keeping it real goes wrong”. I mean anyone would’ve made that mistake, right?? If you follow John Mayer on Twitter his late night tweets are erratic and off the wall; his comments have you ROFL or have you scratching your head wondering WTH is this kat talking about? Either way Mayer’s loose cannon tweets finally caught up with him, and let’s be honest is it really a surprise?

For example Mayer once Tweeted, “My mouth is the Don King of my penis.” Mayer is guilty of trying too hard to live on the edge, this is the same kat who loves being in front of the TMZ cameras making sure everyone knows where he is. Lets also not forget Mayer kissed gossip blogger Perez Hilton and explained this as trying to “outgay this guy”; Who does that?????

In all honesty I don’t believe John Mayer is a racist but I do believe he is a dumbass, that happens to have musical talent’. unfortunately for him this will not be the last time his mouth will get him into trouble.

Mayer in his Playboy interview also mentioned his attraction or lack of sexual attraction for Black women, and in an attempt of shock and awe humor Mayer referred to his dick as David Duke (former Grand Wizard of the Knights of the Ku Klux Klan) while trying to explain his lack of sexual attraction to women of color (At least Black women). If John would continue to leave Black women alone, that would really help me out as I don’t need any more competition out in the streets.

So I want to be the 1st one to say THANK YOU John Mayer; thanks for your David Duke cock. As a matter of fact let’s make a deal, I will drop my Maggie Gyllenhaal crush (Twitter Family will understand) in exchange for you staying away from Black women.

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Fair enough??? So no more Kerry Washington mentions……
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I’ll even throw in Holly Robinson Peete AND I will continue to follow and RT your funniest tweets. Can’t promise this will re-instate your “Hood Pass” but at this point you need all the positive exposure you can get; by the way who signed off on that pass? I mean.. I know you paid tribute to Michael Jackson at the memorial but seriously we’ll need some more references. Maybe you should take lessons from Amanda Bynes; she knows how to give compliments as evident by her recent tweets: “So turns out I prefer chocolate over vanilla. interesting.”

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Hey Amanda, “Thats Meeee…” (‘All That’ reference)

In conclusion Mr. Mayer, your ‘Takeover‘ attempt of social media has hit a speed bump; as Nate Robinson (@Nate_Robinson) once told me “Fall back youngin…”

If there is something to be said, “It’s On Broadway” to step up and say it!!!

Finally………

What can I say, hmmmmm…. I was born and raised in Jamaica, Queens NY. I was a shy kid and I never really had much to say, I guess you can say I was a bit of a momma’s boy. Then one day it all clicked and since then I have not been able to shut up, LOL!

While making my way through life I can remember thinking how black and white the world was. No, I don’t mean in the racial sense of Black & White. Growing up as a Roman Catholic life was pretty cut and dry. Believe in GOD, go to church on Sunday and ask for his forgiveness for cursing or telling a lie to your parents. I can’t exactly remember when it dawned on me but life as I knew wasn’t what it was cracked up to be. There was hate, envy and greed in the world; just to name a few. My momma could not protect me anymore and I would have to learn the cruel ways of the world and the mean streets of Queens (LOL, I know). It was around the 5th or 6th grade when I realized life was more than just being ‘Right’ or ‘Wrong’ and that there was a lot of ‘GRAY’ area; DAMN THAT GRAY!!!

Enough of all that, I will get into more of that at a later date. Back to this blog, for whatever reason my friends have encouraged me to get into this blogging thing so I thought I give it try. I guess they felt like I had a lot to say. Any how please be gentle folks, I am trying here.

I am not entirely sure how often I will update this but I will try to do something weekly. Can’t say for sure that my rants are going to be coherent, to be honest I have so many thought racing thru my brain it’s often difficult for me to straighten them all out. All in all this blog will be about Politics, Pop Culture, Ordinary People, and whatever else pops into my brain.

It is my hope that you all will enjoy the journey!!